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1. do-the-meth reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:

   pole danced for Marky Mark...a Burger King parking lot

2. rainbowbox reblogged this from slytherinstyle and added:

   I pole dance in front of Steve Carell on the Hogwarts Express. I bet there isn’t a rule against that Is there

3. rainbowbox liked this
4. super-muffin reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:

   had a one night stand with Mark Wahlberg

5. dontfuckwiththeoriginals liked this
6. alyblaugrana liked this
7. csikosterdzokni reblogged this from feliciamercury and added:

   got in a hot tub whit Dobby...backseat of a mercedes benz.

8. aeonra liked this
9. lescommunes liked this
10. maskofs4nity reblogged this from wittyramblings and added:

    I made a porno on the Hogwarts Express with Barack Obama. MMMM. ok

11. missefronstyles liked this
12. missefronstyles reblogged this from wittyramblings
13. rynresa reblogged this from ifeewldat and added:

    i pole danced in front of Johnny Bravo in Taco Bell. cause i’m a slut like that.

14. ifeewldat reblogged this from slytherinstyle and added:

    I had a pillow with Jack Sparrow and he let me ride on his disco stick. I’m down with that.

15. sammyisonfire reblogged this from kids-inl0v3 and added:

    I had a pillow fight with Shane Dawson and I felt dirty afterwards.

16. platinumpanties reblogged this from theemptypot and added:

    i lost my virginity to will ferrell in taco bell o m g

17. why-so-sirius-black reblogged this from feliciamercury
18. cooper-jones reblogged this from ex-amore and added:

    I got in a hot tub with Draco Malfoy and I cried the whole time. Interesting.

19. ex-amore reblogged this from deduceforme and added:

    I pole danced in front of Ringo Starr and I felt dirty afterwards. omg lol whut well at least it makes sense…? :S

20. stephxopeace reblogged this from hayystephen
21. hayystephen reblogged this from lmfaolindsay and added:

    I made a porno with johnny bravo and I felt dirty afterwards

22. idothosekindofstuff reblogged this from imrachelandimdumb and added:

    I had a pillow fight with Ringo Starr because Snooki made me. THAT BITCH.

23. hopelesslyxwaiting reblogged this from fairlyexplicit and added:

    I had a one night stand with Shane Dawson and he smelled like play-dough.

24. fairlyexplicit reblogged this from okzormada and added:

    I lost my virginity to Steve Carell on the Hogwarts Express.

25. scottkingg reblogged this from zombienamedsam and added:

    I pole danced in front of Draco Malfoy and I felt dirty afterwards. HOW DOES IT KNOW?!

26. zombienamedsam reblogged this from the-lost-moon-of-poosh and added:

    bowties—are-cool:

27. welofait reblogged this from stillpartwhole and added:

    OMG I LOVE MINE; I had a pillow fight with Draco Malfoy on the Hogwarts Express. YES.

28. brollytime liked this
29. c-h-i-c-f-o-r-e-v-e-r reblogged this from tick-tock-rocket and added:

    I bought crack from batman in Taco bell.

30. c-h-i-c-f-o-r-e-v-e-r liked this
31. soshutyoureyeskissmegoodbye reblogged this from tick-tock-rocket and added:

    I lost my Virginity to Draco Malfoy in the backseat of a Mercedes Benz.

32. antarcticated liked this
33. thesunshineinyourmind reblogged this from supermarife and added:

    I went trick-or-treating with Draco Malfoy and he smelled like play-dough. :3

34. supermarife reblogged this from tick-tock-rocket and added:

    I had a one night stand with Jack Saparrow in Taco Bell. :))

35. tick-tock-rocket reblogged this from the-pants-queen and added:

    I had a pillow fight with Will Farrell and I felt dirty afterwards.

36. wackywafflewolf reblogged this from pomatos and added:

    I had a baby with Barney the Dinosaur at Taco Bell … WAT.

37. imaninicole16 reblogged this from withtragedyavoided and added:

    I had a pillow fight with Batman while wearing a snuggie i mean this could happen

38. dark-darkest-darko liked this
39. ohkarlyoucrackmeup reblogged this from sethsquires and added:

    I normally hate these, but… “I fell asleep on top of Jack Sparrow and he let me ride on his disco stick”

40. withtragedyavoided reblogged this from tumbleroar and added:

    I bought crack from Mark Wahlberg when I was 12. Of course it’s Mark Wahlberg. He’s the biggest troll in my life.

41. tumbleroar reblogged this from sethsquires and added:

    I went trick-or-treating with Barack Obama and it was awkward yet fun

42. that-bishie-lambcelot reblogged this from ambi-sinister and added:

    I brought crack from Draco Malfoy and he smelled like play-dough

43. charlotte-fire-and-leslie-toes reblogged this from likeamoonlessnight and added:

    I had a one night stand with Mark Wahlberg in a Burger King parking lot.

44. enyaandhercat reblogged this from celestewazowski and added:

    I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO DRACO MALFOY ON MY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

45. the-pants-queen reblogged this from sethsquires and added:

    I had a one night stand with Draco Malfoy and I cried the whole time

46. sethsquires reblogged this from celestewazowski and added:

    I went trick-or-treating with Will Ferrell because Snooki made me.

47. celestewazowski reblogged this from clairef0x35 and added:

    I had kinky sex with Jack Sparrow and he smelled like play-doh

48. multi-facetedabnormal reblogged this from strawberrymatt and added:

    I made a porno with Dobby The House Elf on an airplane.

49. likeamoonlessnight reblogged this from strawberrymatt and added:

    I had a baby with Dobby the house elf in a Burger King parking lot.

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